Who is Todd Alan?Some would say the answer to this question is an easy one… He’s just a guy with a free online internet radio show, but those who believe that would be gravely mistaken.
Some would say that life started somewhere out there beyond the stars, but come’on we all know it was formed here on earth and that the planet is really only 4000-ish years old and because Jesus hid the dinosaur bones to F’With modern day scientists. Oh, yes… back to Todd Alan.
We know that somewhere in the primordial ooze, some 3997 years ago, the creatures appeared from the tide-pools and those biped air breathing half Cod and half spider monkey looking creatures were the first in the Todd Alan Bloodline.
Through a tricky combination of Evolution and Luck, Todd Alan was born to what became a tribe of heavily furred Yeti like Zen Wizards- who trained Todd in humility, which led him on a path of self-discovery (not the late night, tissue kind) and sent Todd, out upon the world to fill the world with his wisdom, guidance and to try to touch the world with his heart of Gold.
Taking on an almost super hero persona, the now shaved, less yeti haired Todd, ventures the world, expunging his knowledge upon the masses.
Trying to fit in with the “Modern Society” Todd is an avid surfer, and when he has the opportunity, he loves to travel to Hawaii and swim to sea caves where he sleeps under the stars to the roaring of the waves, and the sounds and voices of his ancient relatives swimming out amongst them.
Todd loves to give back to the community and with his charismatic and outgoing personality, attracts many people to him. He is a giving and caring person, but cross him once, and “poof” you’re done and he’s gone. It’s the Yeti Wizard magic… allows for easy escape.
On the Todd Alan Show, Todd reflects on past life experiences and wants to give back to people from the knowledge and wisdom he’s gained from his many years on the planet. Todd Alan has a solid understanding of promotions and marketing, which he’s developed through life on the streets, learning, growing and experiencing… Todd hopes to someday use his skills to launch his own website telling the story of the Zen Yeti Wizards and their plight to find food to survive other than eating a diet of only sea cucumbers with penguin haunches in an orange with roasted garlic and olive oil Demi-glaze.
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